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Road Trippin' Across Europe
During my apprenticeship in France, Kate began talking about an upcoming international meat summit. Michael Museth of Folkets Madhus was the organizer and had scheduled an event for late August, in Copenhagen. Kate and Dom were to speak and several international butchers would be in attendance. So like a pup begging for treats, I hounded Kate until she asked the organizer if I could tag along.
Luckily for me, he agreed.
About a week before the trip, Kate and I were discussing our plans. She was to fly into Copenhagen. I had planned to ride the train and catch up with her there, but somewhere along the way we started talking about a road trip. Two days later, coincidentally on my birthday, I received an email from Kate titled “Happy Birthday” with our road trip route included.
The best birthday present!
DAY 1: The morning of our departure, I arrived at Camont as the sun was coming up. I had rented a VW Polo for the trip and had it packed with my travel bag and knives. Kate tossed hers in with mine and I was delighted when she added a hamper full of French charcuterie. Then off we went, road-trippin' to a meat summit in Copenhagen.
Kate and I talked for hours, only stopping for diesel and the occasional pastry or sandwich. We discussed at great length my future plans for a craft butcher shop in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. She gave me invaluable advice gleaned from her years in the culinary world and her travels around the globe. As the day drug on, she recounted tales from some of these travels – The time she drove an old army flatbed truck across Africa or guided lavish tours through the greatest wine regions and restaurants of France.
She really has done it all.
In the late afternoon, we crossed the border into Germany – near Stuttgart. Kate and I both pondered on the whereabouts of the Autobahn: the famed German motorway of unrestricted speed limits. Never the less, the highway we were on was amply populated with BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsches proving that Stuttgart was indeed the automobile cradle of the world. Just as the sun set, we hit Frankfurt where we planned to stay the night with one of Kate’s former students.
DAY 2 & TONY: Tony welcomed us into his home where German beer and meat are not in short supply. Kate beckoned for the Noix de Jambon, so I cut into one to allow Tony to sample our wares. In return, he produced an Iberian Coppa he had preserved.
Wow, people say that fat melts in your mouth, well this fat really did!
It was some of the best tasting charcuterie I’d ever had the opportunity to try.
As it turned out, Tony was quite the weekend charcuterie warrior – his kitchen was stocked with various cured meats, fermented vegetables, and a plethora of top-notch kitchen gear. He even had a Jambon Bayonne (dried pork ham) in one of his cabinets.
The next morning, after a breakfast of cold cuts provided by our host, we got back on the Autobahn.
Yeah, Tony laughed when we asked where it was. He informed us that we had been driving on the Autobahn the entire day before.
Around midday, we pulled into a small German village nestled next to some heavily wooded hills and promptly located the local butcher shop. After chatting with the monger and inquiring about a number of his offerings, we made our purchases, including freshly baked bread.
The perfect spot for a picnic.
Finding the perfect picnic spot was not hard. Everything looked like the Von Trapps might skip into at any moment. That night we pulled into Lubeck and had one last good sleep in a hotel before the meat summit.
DAY 3: The smell of the sea filled our nostrils the next morning as we boarded the ferry for Denmark and crossed the Femer Baelt.
Finally, a couple of hours later, the VW Polo pulled into a parking lot marked Folkets Madhus .
After 1,256 miles and 25 hours in the car, we had arrived!
Vide Greniers: the French Garage Sale
vide-greniers: a popular gathering at which individuals expose items that they no longer use, in order to dispose of it in the selling to visitors. Also known as garage sales, fire sales, and flea markets.
Early on in my stay in the Gascon countryside, I heard Maurine talk of her weekend trips to the vide-greniers. She talked about all the fabulous French antiques that each one held and extended an invitation to me to join her and her party for the upcoming weekend's treasure hunt. Unfortunately, I declined due to a previously planned trip to the beach but asked for a rain check instead. In passing, I mentioned I was searching for some really cool vintage butcher’s equipment, especially cleavers, that I could use to decorate my shop. She told me she would keep her eyes peeled for me.
That very next Sunday, on the way to the beach, I got a text from Maurine. In it, was a picture of an old mounted sharpening wheel ... $25!
That was it. I had come down with the “Vide Grenier Fever.”
Every Sunday after that, we woke up early and headed off to whichever nearby town was hosting the vide-greniers for the weekend. It always changed and was never in the same place.
Over the course of a month, I racked up a respectable vintage cleaver collection. I also picked up a few French hat racks for my mother, who had just designed a new hat collection.
Yes, insert shamelsess plug here.
My last “Vide-Grenier Sunday” was very special. Our hunting party consisting of Maurine, Bill, Taff, and I, traveled to the picturesque city of Lectoure. Perched atop a large hill, it provided not only a magnificent view but also a cache of vintage treasures. Sometimes, you find vide-greniers full of junk - after all, they are garage sales, but luckily this was not one of those markets. I ended up procuring two more cleavers for my collection from a booth at the train depot.
One ended up being the best to date.
From the depot, we headed up the hill into town with our Vide-Grenier Fever peaked. Ironically, there along the main street was a disused hospital that had been converted into an antique mall.
I can't think of a more perfect location for bargain hunters with Vide-grenier Fever than in an old, abandoned hospital.
Unfortunately, prices at the Lectoure Antique Market were a bit high and we left empty handed.
On our way back home to Nerac, Maurine wanted to take a different route so we swung through Fourcés, another small French village with a Sunday vide-grenier. The Fourcés Antique Market had a diverse mix of items including a ton of silverware, walking canes with concealed sabers, and even a tractor pull. Somewhere between rummaging between spoons and forks, I stumbled on my greatest find of all the vide-greniers in France – a massive refurbished German cleaver with a two-foot long handle.
This baby was built for some heavy duty splitting!
After a few minutes of haggling with the owner, I separated him from the clever for thirty Euros – an absolute steal.
Je N'ai Plus Faim
Life really does revolve around food in Gascony. Every day from noon to two, the small town of Nerac shuts down and like every other French village, goes really hard at lunchtime – five courses hard. The courses consist of:
- aperitifs and hors d’oeuvres,
- an entrée,
- a salad,
- cheese,
- and a dessert, plus wine and coffee.
Dominique and his wife Christiane are no different. We'd usually wrap up our morning work and start cleaning the processing facility around 11:45. Once it was all scrubbed, I’d pile into Dominique’s car and we would take a short drive down the road to his house where Christiane awaited us.
Let me point something out here – Christiane worked with us in the morning, cutting carcasses, cooking pates, and making sausages. She would sneak out maybe 15 minutes ahead of us and by the time we reached the kitchen table, she always had an incredible French lunch prepared. As Dominique helped her with the final touches, I always set the table - in the French manner, of course.
And then we would feast!
I’ve never eaten like I have in France. Every meal, I absolutely gorged myself into a food-induced coma. Christiane was like a French mother – she kept scooping food onto my plate. I finally had to learn how to say,
'I am not hungry anymore' in French – Je n’ai plus faim.
Luckily, there was always a pot of coffee at the end of every meal to get me back on my feet and back to the facility.
My favorite part of the Chapolard lunches was the company. All throughout the meal and an hour afterward, Dominique, Christiane, and I would talk. We had some amazing exchanges. Their English was much better than my French, so throughout our conversations, I constantly used Google Translate and while Dominique kept his French to English dictionary close at hand. They taught me about French culture and life as well as valuable lessons and tips for my future butcher shop.
In return, I tried my best to describe the Texan way of life, my family, and our ranch. The concept of a "ranch" was very difficult for Dominique to comprehend. We settled on the concept of a "large farm" just for cattle. He will get to see it first hand this January when he comes to visit. I hope he brings Christiane in his suitcase!
I know Dominique and Christiane enjoyed these lunch conversations too. One of the most memorable quotes for me came from Dominique after a long discussion. He had some difficulty translating it at first, so he relayed it to Christiane and she began,
“Fifty percent of what Dominique sells is meat…”
“No, No.” Dominique interrupted.
“Twenty percent of what I sell is meat. Eighty percent is relationships.”
I'm not sure how he settled on that ratio, but he is absolutely right. Relationships are important. I will forever remember these meaningful conversations and these incredible people.
Thank you, Dom & Christiane.
The Chapolard Family of Gascony
Dominique Chapolard working his stand at one of the various farmers' markets in Gascony.
Round Two in Gascony was meant to give me a thorough knowledge of traditional French charcuterie and luckily I scored a two-month apprenticeship with one of the best charcutiers in the country - Dominique Chapolard.
Dominique’s family owns a 50-hectare farm just between Nerac and Mézin. His grandfather originally purchased the farm from a dying winemaker after the Great War. He and his wife began raising dairy cows on the property and added apple, peach, and prune orchards until a large storm in 1968 destroyed much of the fruit trees. By this time, Dominique’s father and uncle had taken on the bulk of the responsibility of the farm. The second generation decided to try their hand growing melons, cucumbers, and tomatoes.
Eventually, Dominique's father gave up on the fruit and vegetables and invested in Blonde Aquitaine cattle known for their delicious beef. Like most French families, he always bought two piglets every year for his family’s personal consumption. When the region’s pig farmer passed away, Dominique’s father seized the chance to move into pork – he bought two sows, built a small farm laboratory and became a pig farmer and charcutier.
As a child, Dominique worked on the farm and watched as his family labored over fruits and vegetables for such a meager living. So when the time came, Dominique chose to pursue a life in academia instead of agriculture. He didn't stray far from the farm, though. After he married his wife Christiane, he took a position teaching Forestry at the Université Toulouse. From there he accepted a position as headmaster at another agricultural school before finally returning to the family farm to help his three brothers, Mark, Bruno, and Jacque, with the pork operation.
Today, each brother pitches in around the farm, but each has his own specific role to play. Dominique concentrates on the walk-in cooler and turning half carcasses into various forms of charcuterie. He also mans the family stand at the Lavardac and Nérac farmer’s markets.
Jacque raises the pigs and looks after the crops. Bruno and Mark help with the crops, the butchery, and additional farmer's markets. And then there is a wide assortment of spouses and children that fill in to help the farm turn a profit. As if grain crops, pigs, and charcuterie weren't enough, two of Jacque’s sons have started a dairy operation.
Flots Blancs is hands down the best milk and yogurt I’ve ever tasted.
The Chapolard family was gracious enough to take me in and teach me their family recipes and way of life. Under Dominique’s careful watch, I have gained a firmer grasp on this component of craft butchery. Hopefully, by the time I leave, I will be able to call myself a charcutier.
France - Right Where I Need to Be
With vacation over and the family back across the Atlantic, I began to make my way back to France. I wanted to dig deeper and really get a good grasp on charcuterie. Dominique Chapolard had agreed to take me on as an apprentice at his family’s organic pig farm and charcuterie production facility for a month. It was tough parting with my family.
There is nothing in Texas for you right now, my mother reminded me.
And she was right. Deep down, I think I was really just hankering for one of Lola’s breakfast tacos and a big, sweet iced-tea.
I rented a car in Toulouse with a standard transmission since automatics are twice as expensive to rent. In all my time in Austin selling cars, I never learned how to operate a vehicle with standard transmission. Now I had to learn while driving in France! Let's just say it took me 20 minutes to get out of the parking garage because I didn't know how to shift into reverse. Next, I stalled out at two traffic lights…
Well, you get the picture.
Somehow I made it back to the Kitchen-at-Camont, the culinary retreat and home of Kate Kill. I didn’t dare pull into her driveway because I was still overcome with fear of putting the Volkswagon Polo into reverse.
As usual, Kate had a full house – the two guests of note on this occasion were Camas Davis and Tim Clinch. Camas originally took a course with Kate back in 2009 then went back to the Northeast and started the Portland Meat Collective, a hands-on meat school and community dedicated to whole animal butchery and the slow food movement. Tim is a well-traveled British photographer who now resides in Bulgaria – He and Kate were in the middle of a week-long food photo shoot for their upcoming book Food Stories from Gascony.
Other new faces included Dylan Joyce-Ahearne, an Irish writer who has been remodeling Kate’s barge, and Catherine Manterola, Kate’s social media wiz, foodie, and fellow Texan.
And would you believe it, the menu that day was pulled-pork tacos on fresh, homemade tortillas by Catherine? My Tex-Mex craving was filled!
Later that day, I made my way to Nerac, where I would be staying for the next two months. After inspecting my new digs, I strolled out onto my private balcony and peered out at my incredible view. I realized this is exactly where I needed to be.
Mom was right. Texas can wait - I have the rest of my life to spend in the Lone Star State.
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May 2022
- May 24, 2022 The Hand House May 24, 2022
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May 2018
- May 16, 2018 Texas, Arizona, and Peru May 16, 2018
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March 2018
- Mar 6, 2018 Bucket List Mar 6, 2018
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February 2018
- Feb 19, 2018 OSSO Feb 19, 2018
- Feb 7, 2018 Pass the Cheese, Please. Feb 7, 2018
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January 2018
- Jan 7, 2018 The Unofficial World Hot Dog Championship Jan 7, 2018
- Jan 2, 2018 Haven Festival Jan 2, 2018
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November 2017
- Nov 20, 2017 We Are What We Eat Nov 20, 2017
- Nov 1, 2017 License to Kill - a Way of Art Nov 1, 2017
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October 2017
- Oct 21, 2017 Fleischer-Handwerk Oct 21, 2017
- Oct 18, 2017 Mad Food with Mads Cortsen Oct 18, 2017
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August 2017
- Aug 14, 2017 Roskilde Festival Aug 14, 2017
- Aug 2, 2017 The Proof That Even Slaughterers Can Become Pop Stars Today Aug 2, 2017
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June 2017
- Jun 6, 2017 Where to Find Pig Ear Terrines, Spicy Nduja and Other Adventurous Charcuterie in Dallas Jun 6, 2017
- Jun 5, 2017 Cochon555 Houston Jun 5, 2017
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May 2017
- May 23, 2017 Charcuterie Masters 2017 May 23, 2017
- May 18, 2017 Dirty Steaks May 18, 2017
- May 16, 2017 Dîner en Blanc May 16, 2017
- May 10, 2017 Steensgaard May 10, 2017
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April 2017
- Apr 4, 2017 Gascon Fricandeaux Apr 4, 2017
- Apr 3, 2017 American Kid Apr 3, 2017
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March 2017
- Mar 27, 2017 Folkets Madhus Mar 27, 2017
- Mar 23, 2017 Another Open Door Mar 23, 2017
- Mar 13, 2017 Yoakum Man Learns Old World Butchery Mar 13, 2017
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February 2017
- Feb 20, 2017 Great Day Houston Feb 20, 2017
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December 2016
- Dec 4, 2016 Creating the Manifesto Dec 4, 2016
- Dec 4, 2016 Meating Fellow Revolutionaries Dec 4, 2016
- Dec 4, 2016 The Butchers' Manifesto Origins Dec 4, 2016
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November 2016
- Nov 10, 2016 The Sausage Man Never Sleeps Nov 10, 2016
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October 2016
- Oct 19, 2016 Road Trippin' Across Europe Oct 19, 2016
- Oct 2, 2016 Vide Greniers: the French Garage Sale Oct 2, 2016
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September 2016
- Sep 20, 2016 Je N'ai Plus Faim Sep 20, 2016
- Sep 13, 2016 Noix de Jambon Sep 13, 2016
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August 2016
- Aug 28, 2016 The Chapolard Family of Gascony Aug 28, 2016
- Aug 7, 2016 The Cowboy, the Expat, and the Englishman Aug 7, 2016
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July 2016
- Jul 31, 2016 France - Right Where I Need to Be Jul 31, 2016
- Jul 25, 2016 Fambam in Italy Jul 25, 2016
- Jul 11, 2016 Red is His Signature Color Jul 11, 2016
- Jul 4, 2016 Doin' It Like Dario Jul 4, 2016
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June 2016
- Jun 19, 2016 Trouble in Paradise Jun 19, 2016
- Jun 8, 2016 Tex-Mex Night in Italy Jun 8, 2016
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May 2016
- May 29, 2016 The King of Beef Does Porchetta May 29, 2016
- May 12, 2016 It's a Long Way to the Top May 12, 2016
- May 10, 2016 Viva La Cicca! May 10, 2016
- May 1, 2016 It’s Crazy What Can Happen in a Year May 1, 2016
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April 2016
- Apr 26, 2016 The Kitchen at Camont and the Art of Charcuterie Apr 26, 2016
- Apr 12, 2016 Keeping It Under My Hat Apr 12, 2016
- Apr 3, 2016 Let Them Eat Cake Apr 3, 2016
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March 2016
- Mar 22, 2016 Kolaches versus Klobasniky Mar 22, 2016
- Mar 3, 2016 The Queue for some sweet 'Cue Mar 3, 2016
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February 2016
- Feb 21, 2016 POS Meat Grinders Feb 21, 2016
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January 2016
- Jan 21, 2016 Earth Oven Tragedy Jan 21, 2016
- Jan 17, 2016 This ‘ol Gal is Smoking Hot Jan 17, 2016
- Jan 12, 2016 The Gringo and la Reina Tamal Jan 12, 2016
- Jan 7, 2016 Packin' Pork Jan 7, 2016
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December 2015
- Dec 23, 2015 Empire State of Mind Dec 23, 2015
- Dec 10, 2015 Meat Monger Dec 10, 2015
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November 2015
- Nov 23, 2015 Jerky Game Strong Nov 23, 2015
- Nov 11, 2015 Breaking Lamb Nov 11, 2015
- Nov 1, 2015 Breaking Pork Nov 1, 2015
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October 2015
- Oct 26, 2015 Like Cocaine in the '80's Oct 26, 2015
- Oct 21, 2015 Fleishers Craft Butchery: Day 1 Oct 21, 2015
- Oct 11, 2015 Year of the Cow Oct 11, 2015
- Oct 4, 2015 13th Step to Manhattan Oct 4, 2015
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September 2015
- Sep 27, 2015 Brooklyn Cowboy Sep 27, 2015
- Sep 27, 2015 Vaya con Dios Sep 27, 2015
- Sep 14, 2015 Mystic Goat Roper Sep 14, 2015
- Sep 10, 2015 Green-hand Gringo Sep 10, 2015
- Sep 10, 2015 Shell Station Burgers Sep 10, 2015
- Sep 10, 2015 Butter 'Em Up Sep 10, 2015
- Sep 10, 2015 Why The Hell Not? Sep 10, 2015